Taking a driving test is something that you don’t usually do on a frequent basis.  For many of us it is a circumstance only ever encountered once or twice.  For an unhappy few it can become a more familiar situation.      New situations tend to put us upon “high alert”.  We don’t know what [...]

We all have our various takes on that big moment, when human Bella turns into vampire Bella. When Breaking Dawn Part 1 comes to and end and we see her eyes open red as a newborn, it just makes us want to watch her in action so badly! But have you thought what Kristen herself [...]

We’d love to think that Barbara Walters is currently throwing things around her dressing room yelling, “No one says no to Babs!” Because Lindsay Lohan just did, and what’s worse is that she first said yes to a televised sit-down, and then pulled out a week before its scheduled airtime. La Lohan was supposed to [...]

We all knew Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson would be bombarded with questions about cheating and/or their relationship during the lead-up to next week’s Breaking Dawn Part 2. We just didn’t figure Taylor Lautner would have to field queries about them, too. (He’s the third member of their love triangle in the movies, not real [...]

Negative people often find themselves wishing that they could change and become optimistic, positive and happier.  They would like to stop seeing everything that might go wrong and instead be able to see what could turn out to be great and fantastic.  Lets fact it; it’s a nightmare when all you think about is what [...]

We all know the metaphor about not being able to see the woods for the trees.  To be able to achieve success in almost anything in life you have to be able to look at things from different angles.  You have to be able to see the woods and the trees, not simply one or [...]

I visited my dentist last week and the first thing he said was, “Lovely to see you”. Whilst I appreciate the fact that it is polite to respond in kind I found myself wondering how many of his patients really mean what they say in reply!     During my “session” in the dentists’ chair, [...]

So this whole endorsement bidness — it ain’t easy. Because endorsing requires you to get off your butt, dress up and play spokesperson and spout off all this stuff fed to you, when all you want to do is get another hour in bed. Where is this coming from? We get a sense that Kristen [...]

Here’s a question: if you dated a singer and they later wrote a wistful, romantic song about you, would you be angry? Okay, now what if the song was about what a total douche bag you were? Also, you’re famous too? Makes a huge difference, right? Good thing the Jonas Brothers‘ “Wedding Bells” was an [...]

A fear of needles can cause many what should be almost every day situations to become a source of anxiety, stress and terror.  A medical or dental procedure that should be relatively routine or mundane can become a complete nightmare for both patient and professional person.      There are many situations that require the [...]

Is it just us or does everyone think that Uma Thurman would be a totally kickass mom? Yes, we know that’s reel and real life getting their wires crossed, but can’t help it! We were so happy for Uma when she gave birth to her third child — a daughter — three months ago. The [...]

We’re starting to get the impression that Hulk Hogan’s sex tape partner Heather Clem had a pretty open marriage with her husband, DJ Bubba The Love Sponge. Like, really open. Open enough to drive a couple semi-trucks through. If you thought it was pretty weird to let your best friend sleep with your wife, brace [...]

We would have had this up sooner, friends, but we were a little distracted by the Mitt Romney-inspired Binders Full of Women Tumblr (personal favorite: all the Beyonce “put three rings on it” jokes). Thank you, Internet. Still what really caught our eye during last night’s presidential debate was the fact that Michelle Obama and [...]

People have made such a big deal about Honey Boo Boo‘s Mama June Shannon lately. Between being played by Bobby Moynihan wearing a prosthetic double chin on SNL and everyone throwing up on the Internet over her now infamous sketti recipe, you would think Mama is the most horrifying matriarch since Mommy Dearest. Or Psycho. [...]

“My mouth is the Don King of my penis,” John Mayer once wrote on Twitter. We don’t totally know what it means, but it sounds vulgar and gives our brain the bad touch. And that, dear friends, is the general sensation we get when reading John Mayer quotes! They’re so confounding, we bet they even [...]