The Top 10 Cheesiest Tweets Courtesy Of Hunger Games‘ Sam Claflin

We probably should have know when we saw him blowing those air kisses on the Catching Fire set that Sam Claflin was our kind of celebrity. The Hunger Games star’s adorably cheesy Twitter account only confirmed our suspicions. Everything he writes is exactly what we’d write if we’d suddenly found ourselves in a multimillion dollar [...]

Kirstie Alley Didn’t Have An Affair Affair With Travolta, But She Is The Ultimate Shipper

Oh good, we can stop picturing Kirstie Alley and John Travolta having hot Scientologist sex now. Oh, wait, that image is already burned into our heads forever, even though Alley says it never happened. And actually, she never DID say it happened, even though the second we all saw quotes about her Look Who’s Talking [...]

See Robert Pattinson Get Soaking Wet And Talk About Peeing His Pants On Fallon

Honestly, do you even need us to write words here? Probably, we should just shut up and let you watch Robert Pattinson get drenched, even as he wins his Water War game with Jimmy Fallon on Late Night. But maybe after you enjoy the above clip a few times, you will also want to entertain [...]

The 5 Sexiest Photos Of Poll Guru Nate Silver

Here’s how I am spending my election day: staring at people’s Instagram photos of their “I Voted!” stickers, shoveling peanut butter into my mouth with a spoon, and obsessively checking Nate Silver‘s website. Don’t know who Nate Silver is? Wait – LOL, why would I even ask that – EVERYONE knows who Nate Silver is: [...]

Hey Guys, Demi Lovato Looks Hot With Blunt Cut Bangs Because Everyone Looks Hot With Them

Demi Lovato revealed her new hotness on The X Factor last night, werking it out with a thick chocolate-colored fringe. Every Demi fan has already weighted in on the change (and we kind of already explained how we don’t love-love Demi as a blond), but we just want to point out something obvious so we [...]

Miley Cyrus’ Cake Boobs From The “Decisions” Video, Might We Have A Moment Of Your Time?

Ladies, what we we doing here? We can’t be the only ones who were surprised to see you slow-motioning in Boregore‘s new “Decisions” video, a sentence we never could have foreseen having to type until right this second. If we are going to see you two smeared with cake in a music video, it should [...]

We’re Going To Go Ahead And Say We Called It: Shailene Woodley In Talks For Divergent Lead

Uh, didn’t we (almost) call it? Our own Kate Spencer totally had Shailene Woodley as one of the possible actresses in our epic Divergent fantasy casting post. It’s times like these when we feel like we can see into the future. Like wizards! Like sexy, sexy wizards. So with apologies to Saorise Ronan (the fan [...]

Joaquin Phoenix Says Oscars Are “Bulls—,” Which Is Funny Because He’s Totally Going To Win One

Once you get nominated for an Academy Award, it stands to reason you might get nominated again. You’ll probably get offered bigger or better roles that might pop up on the Academy’s radar, or they’ll give you a statue for a role that wasn’t even particularly memorable. (Sandy Bullock in The Blind Side? She just [...]

Amy Adams To Play Janis Joplin, Join The Pantheon Of Extremely Random Casting Picks

Someone is making their Oscar grab! When we think of Amy Adams, our minds tend to picture cartoon birds, healthy teeth and apple pies, not unkempt hair, bell bottoms and unchecked drug use. According to Hollywood Reporter, however, director Lee Daniels is “in talks” to direct the Enchanted star in Get It While You Can, [...]

Honey Boo Boo Reads Christopher Walken Lines, And The Internet Is Complete

We’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is watching Honey Boo Boo and Mama read Christopher Walken film dialogue, including his infamous call for cowbell. After Christopher Walken ponderously read aloud lines about sketti and vajiggle jaggle from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on Screen Junkies last week, the show invited Alana Thompson and [...]

We Can Name At Least 6 More Rabid Groups To Add To Vulture’s 25 Most Dedicated Fan Bases List

Vulture released it’s 25 Most Devoted Fan Bases list today, and you know we immediately clicked through to make sure they had Twihards on there. Of course they did, as well as Mad Men, Harry Potter and a host of other pop culture entities that turn fans into drooling, trembling puddles of love. We couldn’t [...]

Tom Hardy Moonlights As Tattoo Artist: Further Proof He Should Be Christian Grey

I am hurt that even though I was the first to make the connection last week that the hiring of Kelly Marcel to write the Fifty Shades of Grey screenplay means good things for my long-held hope for her pal Tom Hardy to be cast as Christian Grey, I have not yet received a job [...]

Emma Watson Reveals The Key To Her Heart: Ignore Her And Wear Proper Shoes

In every interview of Emma Watson we’ve ever seen, the 22-year-old Perks of Being a Wallflower star is nothing but outgoing, cheery and warm. But it turns out that’s not necessarily what she’s looking for in a boyfriend. Or at least not what she’s used to looking for. On today’s Ellen, she talks about the [...]

Justin Bieber’s Laptop Really Was Stolen, Says Rep. “Whaaaaa?,” Says Everyone Else

O…kay. We guess we all were too quick to assume that reports of Justin Bieber‘s laptop and camera getting stolen this week were just a bit of viral marketing for his brand-spanking-new “Beauty and The Beat” video with Nicki Minaj. It made so much sense! The video was released today! But you know what happens [...]

Family Members Confirm Kate Upton And Justin Verlander Are Dating, Here Are 30 Reasons Why It Rules To Be Justin Verlander

Last night Detroit Tiger’s pitcher Justin Verlander threw a complete game shutout, leading his team into the American League Championship Series. And that’s not even the best news. After much rumor and speculation, the champion baseballer’s family has confirmed that he is also dating bikini goddess Kate Upton! Let’s just pause and reflect on the [...]