Jennie Garth Reveals She “Tried Reaching Out,” Makes The Amanda Bynes Saga That Much Sadder

Amanda Bynes might be best known for being a preternaturally hilarious tween on All That, but anyone who’s seen her (highly underrated, in our opinion) WB sitcom What I Like About You must admit that the girl is also a talented adult comedic actress as well. We imagine no one knows that better than Amanda’s [...]

We’re Not Saying Linda Hogan’s DUI Was Due To Hulk’s Sex Tape. But We’d Understand If It Was.

We are by no means blaming Linda Hogan‘s decision to drink and drive on the leaked video of Hulk Hogan‘s long-foretold sex tape. That being said, it’s not like she got a DUI last week. Or next week. Or any subsequent week in which the world didn’t get a glimpse of her ex-husband in flagrant [...]

Take Notes, Dina Lohan: Amanda Bynes’ Parents Allegedly Move To California To Offer Support

We’re just going to leave this right here for you, Dina Lohan: despite (or perhaps because of) Amanda Bynes‘ uncle Ronald Bynes’ interview with Celebuzz this week, in which he claims that the All That star’s parents are “in the dark” about her recent problems, TMZ alleges that Mama and Papa Bynes actually put their [...]

Amanda Bynes Pulled Over After License Suspended; We Pray This Is Performance Art

We’re starting to suspect that someone must have watched Joaquin Phoenix‘s mock-umentary I’m Still Here and been inspired to try to the whole “meta celebrity breakdown” route. Why else would Amanda Bynes drive around without her headlights on a week after she had her license suspended over multiple hit and run charges? According to TMZ, [...]

The Notebook Director’s Incest Enthusiasm Joins The Most Insane Celebrity Quotes Of All Time

It’s not so much the “ignoring thousands of years of evolutionary programming and cultural taboos” aspect that startles us about director Nick Cassavetes‘ defense of incest. It’s more that The Notebook director would defend it out loud. To a reporter. Out loud. “Who gives a s— if people judge you?” Cassavetes declared to TheWrap while [...]

Our Lilo Deja Vu Only Grows Stronger: Amanda Bynes Charged With 2 Counts Of Hit-And-Run

Same multiple vehicular infractions, same child star past, same mile-long extensions and thousand-yard stare: if it wasn’t for the name, we’d might think the latest update bout Amanda Bynes‘ constant string of minor car accidents was just Lindsay Lohan news recycled from 2010. Or 2011. Or, um, from earlier this summer. Granted, Lindsay never went [...]

Amanda Bynes Gets Into Another Car Accident, Continues Her Transformation Into Lindsay Lohan

It’s official: the evil demon spirit that used to inhabit the body of Lindsay Lohan is now taking over Amanda Bynes. That’s the only way to explain how the former All That star suffered yet another car accident in L.A. last night. According to TMZ, Amanda’s was rear-ended at 8 PM as she was driving [...]

Amanda Bynes Texts And Drives, Runs Over The Sidewalk After Leaving A Club

You’d think getting a DUI after side-swiping a cop cruiser would be enough to make anyone lay off the booze, or at least seriously consider investing in a chauffeur. But Amanda Bynes is apparently made of stronger (and dumber) stuff. The former child-star was spotted leaving Los Angeles’ legendary Chateau Marmont last night texting behind [...]

Wait, Is Bobbi Kristina Really Doing A Reality Show?

Being Bobby Brown, what hath you wrought? According to RadarOnline, Whitney Houston‘s daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown has reached a verbal agreement to star in a reality show, a choice that, if true, seems like a truly questionable decision for a lot of reasons. For example, in addition to unexpectedly losing her mother just a few [...]

Amanda Bynes “Was Not Drunk” During DUI, Says Painfully Unhelpful Dad

Hoo boy. While we appreciate that Amanda Bynes‘s dad would wants defend his daughter following her DUI arrest last week, there is a reason dads are required by law to wait in the minivan while picking you up from the dance. “She was not drunk,” Rick Bynes told People this afternoon. “I was told that [...]

Miley Cyrus Takes Us Back To 2006 By Going Commando In Public

Wow, it’s like we time traveled five years into the past! Picture it: It’s 2006, Red Bull is flowing like wine, and you can’t turn on the Internet with your eyeballs being bombarded with imagines of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and/or Britney Spears scrambling out of a car without underwear on. Well…we guess that was [...]

Bobbi Kristina Wants To Play Her Mother In Whitney Houston Biopic

No teenager should have to face the kind of stuff Bobbi Kristina Brown has gone through in the last two months, and the strain has definitely become clear. The 19-year-old was hospitalized for anxiety following the sudden death of her superstar mother Whitney Houston in February, and her mental state has been understandably fragile ever [...]

Amanda Bynes Hits A Cop Car, Gets Busted For DUI

Say it ain’t so! TMZ is reporting that our All That crush Amanda Bynes has been arrested for driving under the influence after she rammed a cop car early this morning. Yes, not just any car. A cop car. Damn, that’s bad. Like, “hitting-a-baby-stroller” level bad. The 26-year-old former Nickelodeon star was pulled over at [...]

Bobbi Kristina Brown Reportedly Cast In Tyler Perry Sitcom

  After surviving some of the toughest weeks of her life, we’re happy to finally report some good news for Bobbi Kristina Brown. The 19-year-old has reportedly been cast to appear in the new season of Tyler Perry’s sitcom, For Better Or For Worse. The show is based on Perry’s blockbuster Why Did I Get [...]

Lindsay Lohan Throws Herself A Pantsuit Party To Celebrate The End Of Probation

Like Hilary Rodham Clinton said during the 2008 Presidential Election, “This pantsuit is made out of asbestos tonight.” We thought we would never, ever be able to use that phrase in a post, but here we are, and here is Lindsay Lohan, finally completing her formal probation requirements. After her courtroom visit today Lindsay is [...]